football players retire the way JFK retired from politics

This is why the transition from football player to civilian life is so difficult.

But they at least managed not to be embarrassed by their opponents, a 1-5 Colts squad.

Being a tub of lard and sitting at your desk vs playing football. I’m sure your paper cut is a lot less painful than what his brother tweeted about.

they’re right in the heart of the even tighter race to be Florida’s most dysfunctional football team.

Did they not play baseball in this game?

Nathan Peterman found your comment to be quite funny.

I do not have a take here!

And the only thing worth eating there.

Yes, I know. But still

Alex has different ways of motivating himself. And whatever. I’ll leave it at that.

That was pretty badass tho.

Breeland Speaks is not a real name, is it?

If those idiot fans in Denver think Chad Kelly will be any better, then we need to legalize weed across the country today.

They’ll add as many teams as there are willing to pay however many millions.

So because it “seems” like he’s doing one thing to you and the author, it can’t seem like he’s doing something else to another person? It certainly seems like he reached out towards Ryan’s legs as he fell towards the qb.

Let’s be honest, we don’t really care about these rich athletes getting fined, do we? 

Yeah, and why was that woman trying to casually stir up trouble for Brett Kavanaugh couple weeks ago too?!?!?!?!?!

Why not give him and the rest of the cast a 2018-appropriate version of The Office they could never have predicted?

Can we just cancel both?