Top Gear should do a Canadian special (I don't count the Polar special)

Dear Top Gear,We're real sorry those hosers had to ruin it for everyone. Come on by for some coffee and doughnuts, eh. Some folks just can't take a joke. We can, that's what we're all aboot. Just bring your skates and stick. Signed, Canada.

That was fantastic (unlike whatever the hell this Rolls is)

Dawn broke in Miami, turning the almost-bearable damp grey early dawn into the sauna-like heat that was fall in Miami (as opposed to the sauna-like heat of summer in Miami or the sauna-like heat of winter in Miami). Nigel sat quietly in the lot. The sun felt good on his skin, but he knew it was wrecking his leather.

In fairness to hunters, some seemingly harmless creatures are actually quite deadly.

Ballaban - you know you've done a good job when I cannot help but read it in Phil Hartman's voice.

Very nice, I love it in the blue...

I never wanted an Aston so bad. It's like a Maserati Quattroporte turned up to 11.

I would do unspeakable things for you to be in my life

Wow.

New Mercedes-Benz sedan cleverly disguised as a Cadillac with a Chevrolet truck leading a pack. All a clever ruse to fool the press.

Yeah because a handicapped van is a great affordable solution for a college student. I've seen ones in shitty condition sell for 20k, because they are so damn expensive new.

Boy, you're fun. How'd you find your way to this website? What's more jalop than driving a hearse? How are you enjoying your beige Corolla?

YOU go get a wagon or minivan. Since when do we dictate what kind of car someone can drive? She sounds cool and she's got a cool car. Good for her.

it would be hard to design a car by crowd sourcing when you all you could do was send letters in the mail back and forth.

The Juke-R...a car so incredibly ugly and yet ludicrously fast.