”What are your thoughts on the inauguration, Squall?” 

I mean, at this point Clinton and Johnson have the same chance of winning (0%). So I suppose a vote for either candidate was a wasted vote.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

A co-op Space Marine sequel focused on the Deathwatch is my idea of the perfect video game.

Slowly. Gently. This is how a dream is broken.

Wow, that’s a one of the best League of Titans’s cosplay I have ever seen!

Okay...?

That’s some weak hustle to get taken down from behind that quickly.

And out of bounds

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

I’ve never table topped, nor seen it in action. So I’m curious, are there really any hard rules? It seems like it’s just made up on the fly from stuff like this. “I’ll cast Mass Suggestion and they’ll all turn around and go home!” Is that something that was known to be in your bag of tricks? Did you just make it up?…

See also: “Catchphrase!” by Reinhardt and “;)“ by D.Va

Rule #1 of overwatch: ALWAYS vote for yourself.

Curiously, I was thinking Messiah

this is another one of the magicarp sweep