If Scotland would just secede this wouldn’t be a problem! (know your Jack’s history folks)

Only Sativa, no Indica, it’s right there on the California off-gassing warning sticker you forgot to remove!

I’d love to know where you live then, because where I live the city, the police and basically any public agency charged with fixing/regulating/securing things doesn’t give one weak, watery shit what you think, want or need. You can either take matters into your own hands (non-violently) to get someone’s attention, or…

In other Jalopnik news: “So you’re testifying under oath that Elon stroked your inner thigh with a 3D printed Spirit of Ecstacy?”

If you ever saw any of Melania’s jet based photo-shoots (hint, she wasn’t exactly a fashion model) you’d understand the amount of wet wipes we’d all be springing for on the new AF1. After those 1% and corporate tax slashes, we simply can’t afford the cleaning fees.

Gosh I would’ve said any Aston Martin, any Jaguar or any Tesla. But the real answer is Morgan.

I had to check to make sure it was Jalopnik after reading, such was the excellence! It’s refreshing to hear someone unashamedly praise Cadillac to this degree, the shame lies in the fact they have perfected the ICE sports sedan (styling disregarded) right at its obsolescence. These are going to be very special cars…

This Boomer stereotype is hilarious, the Miata came out when that generation was the target customer, why on Earth would it have anything to do with Corvettes? Boomers are the kids of the guys who fought in WWII and ended up with MG’s and Triumphs and Sprites, and the Miata was the practical solution to watching their…

Yeah, no. I’m not a big fan of the current styling either, but your rendering looks like what they thought the 80's would look like in the late 60's. And is that a crease in the windshield? Good god, no.

Every so often you see a BBQ pic that looks more Dahmer than yummy. This is one of those times.

And how many birds did that noble train save, thousands? Millions? Not even getting into all the bird cancer.

Oh they participate alright, they’re currently trying to remove the Governor and most of them voted with great enthusiasm for Donald Trump. I know because I live part time in the area of the Sierra’s currently on fire and heard/saw all the vociferous support for Donald and the recall. We sometimes call it West-West…

Cadillac should spin off a new division (of a division) and name it FUG. The models should have designations like 1700KLG and the V-3000KLGX. The bodies should be made of woven carbon nanotube LED’s with infinite color adjustability but the only interior leather option will be Arktis Weiß, so blindingly white you must…

Never a Koenigsegg though, what gives?!?

No one expects the Kenworth Imposition!

I was staying the past couple weeks at a hotel downtown Toronto, high floor facing the islands and Billy Bishop Airport and lol, did I seen some things. The airport wasn’t too busy because the main airline based there is still Covid grounded, but there’s still private traffic and helicopters. First there is a large…

I work in a specific realm of FinTech which is delegated the task of recording every phone call, text, keystroke, mouse click, live conversation and gesture between traders on the trade floor or to the outside world, and yes, remote workers are monitored and must use dedicated data and VoIP lines for this purpose.…

I can’t be the only one who still reads that as Turd.

eau de methamphetamine.

There was a short period in the US during which you didn’t have to provide front airbags if you put these ridiculous things in. I’m guessing Ferrari thought themselves clever, but it is hilarious, I had never seen that either!