What colors is it anyway? Graybluprimer? When I hear someone say it’s missing some parts here and there I think Jeffrey Dahmer and get the fuck out.

I’m at the point of hate reading Jalopnik as well. Took it off the bookmark bar many moons ago. Even Torch is reaching the redundancy bar, time to retool boys!

SOLD!

This is Jalopnik, they posit the world economy might collapse due to predatory auto loans, it’s about the clicks baby! I come here nevertheless because they have some excellent, passionate journalism about cars, the political musings however are basically zeitgeist Shrinky-Dinks.

Equity trader here, it is maddening how much misinformation is out there - and on Jalopnik. But I blame the popularization of CNBC, Fox Business (which isn’t broadcast on any trade floor in NY that I’ve ever been on) and even Bloomberg, where ad sales and channel tie-ins drive narratives that are just too juicy (and…

Didn’t the ‘80 Tercel have a longitudinal drivetrain/shaft specifically because the plan was to make a 4wd version, which came out just a couple years later? I’ve never heard it was to “not freak people out”. Toyota knew then as they know now that virtually none of their customers were ever going to open the hood.…

Oh shit, they went back to white? I haven’t seen any yet, maybe you can still get the orange? Orange is the only way to go. And wtf is Excelsior? I realize it’s latin and on the flag, but it’s completely irrelevant to every person who lives here, why put it on a goddamn plate? Are we teaching Latin now? Get outta here…

I thought you were joking....nope. All it needs is a handgun and woman giving birth chained to a bed to complete the picture!

Is one of them to commemorate bath salts? I need that to be real.

I applaud you for your service!

It should just say: OHIO - meh

He looks made. What’s wrong with that?

The thing is, the constant Jalopnik sarcasm and derision has become every bit as annoying as the fan boys fapping. It’s just like politics, the far right and far left are just so annoying all the rest of us in the middle just tun

Have you met any Americans? If they build it, it will sell.

Southwest typically runs 40 percent to 50 percent of its entire fleet through Florida

I think you’re giving way too much credit to Tesla on much of this, it’s not the reason the EU, UK and CA have started the clock ticking down the last of the mass produced ICE vehicles. Tesla just happened to be in the right place at the right time, but those moves were already underway long before Teslas started…

With the Alice’s Restaurant picnic tailgate package, like you can get with the Cullinan, but biodegradable.

Somebody fetch the gong....

Not really any different than 99% of supercar owners. Or M car owners. Or AMG owners. And it’s one of the main reasons why there are so few affordable new cars these days.

I’ve wondered what Jim was doing since Paris disinterred him.