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That's a pretty good pic for a Jalopnik beat-off!

Using my brain and participating on social media is fun to me and not a waste of time. So your pointless trolling remains pointless. Sorry. I don't know if I admire your resistance to learning anything ... nah, you should feel shame.

I was at the runoffs one year and saw this GT3 car sponsored by booble.com. The adult search engine! They had hot bikini girls handing out breastfeeding shaped stress balls all weekend. Fantastic!

Why run on the short track when you deserve a superspeedway?

Butter Dogs Racing?

funny, i always imagined the process for a foreigner to involve much less lube

Lesbians = More Subarus Legacy/Outback Wagons sold.

Still use more fuel in winter, though, mainly for heating, drifting around snowy parking lots.

AHHHH-fucking-hemmm

I love boobs.

As quoted in the article above, Formula 1 is an entertainment business, just like all professional sports. It's obviously about competition too, but if the crowds aren't catered to in some degree, there will be no more money (from tickets and advertisers) left to "worry about the actual racing". Because after all,…

I'm surprised the bike can go that fast, what with hauling his massive balls around and all.

Could you please make sure we all know this is a direct quote from Wikipedia?

Hahaha, you [insert plural regional pejorative here] get all fucked up just by a little [insert very uncommon problem here] ?! Well, I'm from [insert another region of the country here] where we know how to [insert an action here] like bosses and would never [insert judgmental statement here] like you idiots. No…

The real question is how impatient and self centered do you have to be to consider turning around and causing another possible wreck or impeding emergency personnel to be a viable option?

This is young, young, young Kevin Magnussen in his very first test of a "Formula 1 car." Without a doubt, this is the cutest thing to have ever happened ever.

What? No Semir from Alarm fűr Kobra 11. That guy is able to hunt down anything in a 318. I really think that AfK11 should be more appreciated for so bad, its good nature.

You know what Polyphony did for Grand Turismo? Not this.

I can't believe I haven't seen histeria in the comments about when...who was it, Button...? Anyway he got his car's penis nose whacked off by the jack. IT WAS JACKED OFF!!!