It's a movie, so this is obvious:

So this conclude the season? Well, I liked the Caterham and Disco Volante reviews, a few scenes from the specials and... I can't really remember what the rest was about.

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Stupidity isn't a hex. It's the Florida getting in 'em.

That isn't blue and gold. That is maize and blue.

Jeez, what happened to filling a room with cups of water or covering a workdesk with post-its? If it could end with someone screaming bloody murder and crying for their life, IT'S NOT A PRANK.

But Michael, we read Jalopnik because all the other auto publications allow those manufacturers to "go unnamed." Do tell.

It's a brand of average-quality Italian vermouth BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT LOOK AT THOSE STRIPES.

I don't care if you bleed Ferrari rossa corsa or dye your pubic hair Lotus black-and-gold every season, is there anything sexier than the Williams FW36 in Martini livery? The answer was no. That was a rhetorical question. Don't be daft.

Sometime within the last 20 years, two of the educational-use vehicles were actually used on the road and were involved in accidents. The lawsuits brought forth from these accidents is now costing Fiat millions, so rather than take the risk of more Viper-accident payouts, FCA has issued the death knell for the 91…

That is the classiest way I've ever seen someone to say "wanker". Kudos to you for both class and knowing spanish slang.

So here's how it will happen. Fiat "steals" design underpinnings of the mazfa. Fiat designs and builds a U.S. and other market compliant car and sells it in the same market as the Mazda. Fiat then takes the masfa and finishes out the design with a European compliant Alfa model as a beautiful sexy curvy fun your never…

So a new Barchetta then? I'm OK with this as long as they bring it to the USA. I'll take mine in the black and red Riviera Special.

Since Forza 5. This is Kimi's E21. There also is James Hunt's McLaren & Niki Lauda's Ferrari in the game too.

I was actually gonna ask what the difference is between a drone and an RC helicopter? I mean when did the name change?

Are you not seeing that when Porsche make the 911 they have to rework the entire car structurally to put all the support lost in the roof lower down. This still never fully replaces the structural strength.

In the case of the R35 here, im having my doubts the take the chassis down to reinforcing it lower.

http://jalopnik.com/?tiger=off

I'm struggling to use it. Every time it is revised to make it better, it just gets worse.

I feel like I'm really missing out on people's comments, and that is the total opposite of what the re-design is supposed to do.

This one might have been real and hilarious, but that doesn't make the previous one not-fake.