Permission to say kokk.

Hell, one of his surnames IS Cow Head (Cabeza de Vaca). Also, what is it with "royalty" and having lots of names/titles? Just to go with another Spanish example, the current Duchess of Alba. Full name: Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva. Titles:

Oh, I forgot to mention, #COTD.

*cue Darth Vader's NOOOOOOOOOO scream*

Gymkhanabilify™ is available in solid (pills), liquid (syrup) and gas (tire smoke) forms.

Holy crap, #COTD, the whole thing was great.

So, that's the Rally Rias Baixas, in the Spanish region of Galicia. The best thing is that there was another "sports-car-turned-into-asphalt-rally-machine": a freaking Ferrari 360 Modena

And for comparison, the "stock" character.

Yes, yes there is. Just look at this dapper motherfucker: Pink unicorn shirt and bowler hat.

Wait...is that a Gunzerker with a pink unicorn shirt, matching pants AND a bowler hat?

The campaign is the same, since the co-op is basically drop-in/drop-out. And up to four players, so you may want to invite a friend or two and get more LOOT!

You mean like almost every F2P game ever?

I'm sorry, but WHERE'S THE ASS, MAN?!

Wait...you counted the Rabbid's scream as a roar? Really...

You mean a badassassassininassassin'screed.

God, I think we've found a question that CAN'T be answered with "Miata".

Well, it's a 1967 330 P4, basically a Le Mans racer.

Well, if you want to run on the banking, there's Shift 2 with the Legends DLC. It's not an "official" track (officially it's the Monza GP track), but it's something.

HURR DURR I IS A RACECAR DERP

HOLY SHIT! I thought he was going to crash for sure.