This new comment system SUCKS. It sucks like a prototype of a Super Dyson. What was wrong with the old system? With that, I could see a lot of comments with one click, I could easily see which comments had replies, and I could see the comments made by starred posts only easily.

Being pretty doesn't help on motor racing, just ask Nicole...er, I mean, Nico Rosberg.

"I can't remember the last time I've seen a hot hatch which was FWD (the AWD Golfs are the closest to that, methinks.)"

I think one day Clarkson should present these photos by remembering an old TG News phrase:

I hope SE give a Flying Fuck and do something with sense.

I'd say it has a tumor.

"I think I better play it for you," he said finally, prying my hands away and turning the keyboard towards himself.

Really? Just from ZP alone he's expressed that Portal was "Absolutely sublime from start to finish and I will jam forks into my eyes if I ever have to use those words to describe anything else, ever again", that he liked Saints Row 2 because it was pure, mindless fun, and that Silent Hill 2 is an example of a horror…

Well, it's got fucking strabismus. No wonder it looks ugly.

Well, now I've got another reason to put on the list "Things that make streets and some roads LESS safe than racetracks": Trees.

...er...is that supposed to be a front-right angle or a back-left angle? I can't tell.

It looks like it's got a sepia filter. Actually, fuck, there should be a videogame with only a sepia tone (kinda like MadWorld)

You know there will be an "all DLC included" edition released sometime, right? That should have the game + all the car packs + the Porsche pack for only 60$.

Behold, the magnificence.

Well, let me say it this way:

Yes it does. See image.

Oh god, I so want to play this.

Make that two sales.

Oh, the possibilities...

No, I thought it would be relevant. I mean, that thing only sleeps and kills. And this game ain't about sleeping.