Ergonomically intuitive = being able to know which buttons you press without having to take your eyes off the road.

Technically, every machine we use does that. Car uses gas (which we pay with money), computer uses electricity (which we pay for with money), etc.

Ahahahah, now that's true griefing potential right there. I can imagine:

It's a 1200 hp Time Attack built Scion TC. Basically it's an unlimited-class Pikes Peak car but with not off-road parts.

This. Infact, didn't Senna have an Austrian flag prepared to give Roland a tribute?

"the endless gore, the ultraviolence, the dumb catchphrases, the brainlessly simple good-versus-evil setup, the context-inappropriate cleavage, the huge muscles and huger guns, and on and on"

It's always a good time to cue ZZ Top, but damn.

Well, sometimes it's hard to distinguish between sarcasm and honest idiocy, specially with written text.

I've learned to throw my controllers ALWAYS against something soft.

Just look at the size of those things! They are lovely! And very motorboat-able.

Ehem...you know, there are steering wheels for consoles too. And some even have (you won't believe this) three pedals. And most semi-realistic car games have the option of simulating a clutch.

Damn those are some funny corner names. "Fast, Faster, GOTCHA!"

151 OP forever!

Nice story, but I think there's a real patent idea going on there:

PlayStation Annihilators Battle Super Tournament. With official beer included!

It wasn't "death by snu-snu" (see image), but damn. If I had to choose I think I would pick that.

HAMMERS!

"As a side note: How great is this song? How amazing was Queen? Jeez. There should be a Queen video game."

I am a man and one of my dream cars is a Toyota Supra MKIV (JZA80).

No, it is not. Even people with towels for hats are better at subtlety.