The "Too long, didn't read" version:

I second the GRID 2 support. Also, DiRT 4, with more focus on RALLY, please? And maybe get Pikes Peak back?

No, the correct spelling is "child-molesting asshole".

Ehem...

Damn, I wish I could do that tone of voice. Hell, I would be narrating my life everywhere:

Joke question: Why do you remind me of football player Sergio Busquets (see photo)?

Any RWD classic car with more power than grip, and the most known example of that is the Shelby Cobra. Why? Safety.

Even a G-Wiz? I mean, it runs with electricity (like most appliances), it requires little maintenance (electric motor = almost no moving parts), and you turn it on and it does its thing (in this case, moving) until it brakes. Or until it breaks and then you have to get another one.

Well, easy solution: before starting BL2, rent BL1, play until you can save, BOOSH! free custom skin.

Why the long trunk? I mean, you could put another engine back there. Oh, and did I mention Pikes Peak is all asphalt this year? *nudge nudge wink wink*

Well, how about a free abortion if you don't pass the test? Not a forced one, mind you, but making things easier would probably reduce future stupid.

Wait a minute...

You got it wrong.

That would be great! I'm seeing this vision of the post-parade lap thing: every cap in ths pits, and suddenly, this massive white poster comes in, with a message:

Well, do you mean freak out in a "HOW COULD THEY CHARGE MONEY FOR THIS?!" way or in a "OMG I CAN PUT RIDICULOUS HATS IN MY HEAVY!" way?

So...I can play coop with me as a dapper Commando, complete with top hat; and my partner as a pink-wearing, afro-busting, 70's styled Gunzerker?

Decal editing system for characters? Yay!

I knew about that, but...Card-Captor Sakura? Why? Just...why?

Good god. I thought it was just to take attention, but it's an actual costume in the game? Damn.

Damn, I thought soft-core porn was illegal in public spaces.