They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

I would like to point out that someone being an asshole by following you, stealing your shit, keeping your from finishing tasks, or killing you is the point of the game, and not what this article is about.

The right answer is unquestionably a used Lexus LS or GS. A few year old GS 350 AWD F Sport is pretty nice looking.

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

You guys are all missing something much, MUCH more obvious that either didn’t get captured well in the photo or was mostly cropped out for this presentation. Look at what the Santa Fe is carrying in that photo on the roof.

Here is this for starters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioelectromagnetics

If you wish to learn new interesting facts about the amazing human body I decided to be nice and attach several links that can cite all of what I said. (: Take a read and see what you think. There are many interesting facts that were not taught to us in school. Thankfully I keep myself up to date with the ever…

I will take the time to say that there is a bit of a logic behind this, our feet are known as the second heart of the body, you can use charcoal patches to pull impurities out of your blood through the soles of your feet. Some people believe that going barefoot allows your body’s natural magnetic fields become in tune…

To paraphrase MLK, Eric Trump was judged not for the color of his skin, but for the content of his character. 

grandfather who fought fascists with a gun in his hand 75 years ago once told me:

I think I drove with high beams two or three times in the span of a few weeks before fixing it? I dunno, it was a long time ago now, I’m sure it’s in stone in a blog somewhere, but it wasn’t a daily driving situation. In any case I’m very fastidious about car repair these days, even though I take the subway to work. I…

*woosh* :)

Patella: a well-known Spanish dish made with rice, crustaceans, clams and flavored with saffron.

He’s in Seattle. NYC matters even less than usual.

Ages ago (early 70s), I lived on Newbury St. in Boston. At the time, there were no ordinances that allowed cars with continually-sounding alarms to be towed. I was working nights, so the alarm sound, especially if it was from a car directly in front of my building, was pretty intense- and made sleep semi-impossible.

He’s clearly illiterate since his initial reply to me and has literally nothing to do with what I had written whatsoever. I’m honestly not even sure why I replied TBH

It is absolutely different from both of those situations. Both of those situations have as a pre-requisite that the person is, as a matter of course, expecting to come back for their vehicle. A person being a shithead is just a person being a shithead, and a rental company does not rely on customers parking its cars…

Four guys and a pack of Mentos

One jack and two wheel dollies should make it easy to push this thing into the road, then leave it there. Problem solved. 

Sounds like you have a lot of pent up anger. May I suggest a chakra declogging?