When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

“What exactly do you want Pence to do?”

Maybe he should go out and get some D; you know, replace that proverbial stick in his ass with a euphemestic stick in his ass.

“What do I want Pence to do? Stop acting like a smarmy holier-than-thou fvckwad.”

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

I’d invest in Czechoslovakian ivory.

With a Harley wouldn’t it just be better to pour it straight onto the ground?

And you get a star and you get a star! EVERYBODY GET’S STARS!

When the passengers are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow her commands, yes, being drunk is a big fucking deal.

I would rather have a sober flight attendant who has all her faculties on hand should something like, oh I don’t know, a complete engine blow out and a depressurized cabin with passengers being sucked out of a shattered window know what to do and not stoned out of her mind.

Right car, wrong year;

As an Irishman, I see no issues with either the strut tower brace or the 1000 spf sunscreen in the dark.

I’ve had those turbo buttons in lots of cars, but the one it seemed to work best in was my old 91 Honda Accord. It was like a completely different car when you pressed it. The current ‘03 Miata sees a little bit of a boost from using it, but in the also current ‘08 M5, it doesn’t seem to do anything to make the car…

You. Out.

Look, I don’t care if a word used to NOT be offensive or unkind.

“You’re insane!”

Your example is nonsensical, because no one in the game will ever refer to your character as “insane” or “erratic” or anything else. It’s a menu option selection title, not an in-world dialogue choice.

Update: repeat-checking behavior of first time parents has been restored. Parents that have previously raised a toddler to teenager will leave subsequent toddlers in the care of the dog to try and woohoo but probably just wind up napping on the couch.

So calling it something different and not changing how it actually functions in any way is enough to make you not want to enjoy it anymore?

Erratic in the Lymphatic