All the stars for you!

How and why do all these motherfuckers act like they’re not on camera ALL THE TIME??? We heard you! We saw you! Fuck!!! I can’t handle the brazen bullshit... at least fucking TRY to lie in a way that’s not completely insulting to our collective intelligence!

Not that it matters but I never fired James Comey because of Russia! The Corrupt Mainstream Media loves to keep pushing that narrative, but they know it is not true!

I always have a star for Binders full of Women

Mitt Romney didn’t vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election. Instead, he wrote in the name of his wife, Ann.

“How many times have you read the phrase “feckless cunt” (or, better yet, “feckless c—-”) today?”

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Concorde was only wing mounted.

The clear winner -

fwd - Slow plane fast!

Yes it does. This would be a safe way to do it!

True, but a small block jon sounds awesome/ridiculous.

I have this stupid idea that keeps persisting that I want to find a wrecked inboard ski boat with a good engine and put that in a 16' jon for shits and giggles. And then promptly sell it if I don’t kill myself.

Overpowered boats are a blast. I have a 35 hp outboard on a 14' Jon rated for 15. It’s stupid fun. Emphasis on stupid.

So much this. They’re really only as expensive as you let them be. Being able to wrench yourself is crucial. I wish I kept mine in the water. They’re all on trailers for now, but hopefully in the next couple of years we can move up to something big enough to justify leaving it at Lake of the Ozarks full time.

...says the wo/man with the boat they’re about to sell you...

If you do work yourself, the most expensive thing on a boat is fuel and dockage. I don’t recommend a boat to anyone who cannot work on it themselves. Same things with jeeps

No disputing that...I can just think of a lot sillier things to throw money away on, so mine gets tossed into that hole in the water.

My newest one is turns 30 this year. Our 33 year old pontoon did 5 hard days of Memorial Day Weekending without skipping a beat. I don’t think I would ever buy a new one.

“A boat is a hole in the water you pour money into.” This was carved into a nice piece of teak that my father has mounted onto every boat he has owned.