Eat some gross food for Mike, possibly those weird fruit loop gooey things from Taco Bell.

:salutes:

Keep the beacons lit for our dude Fahey.

A great and thoughtful gift from Macron, yes. A great and thoughtful gift whose meaning was utterly and completely lost on the likes of Trump and his wife? Also yes.

It would be a complicated taste that would cause you to chew slowly and squint your eyes in concentration because it’s delicious, but something about it tastes off.

I heard it in 1976. It hadn’t aged well.

One word; vintage. The shit you describe is an effective treatment for priapism, just plain disturbing.

Maybe you browse via methods other than going all the way through a seemingly-endless thread. Or have encountered issues with Kinja’s less-than-perfect Notifications?

“Themed” not “flavored.” Words can be scary and I want Mr. Oreo to get it right

Mmm... ammonium chloride (salmiac). I do think you need to kinda ease into it, probably with something that’s only salty and not covered with white danger. Your first time probably isn’t one of delight. But it’s definitely delicious when you acquire the taste.

I guess I’ve always been averse to salted licorice, ever since I was 11 and my babysitter’s best friend got back from a trip to Europe with this bag of her favorite treat. It looked like sugared licorice Sour Patch Kids, and they didn’t tell me differently. It was salted licorice though, and my GOD, it was more than…

Eh, you can totally make salty licorice work in cookies and stuff. Licorice mixed with like a really soft toffee and chocolate some sea salt on there. Yum. The salty and the sweet intermingle in beautiful marriage.

There are only three hours left in the auction! I just wanted to be part of it, so I went and big the minimum possible bid in the hope that the top bidder had bid higher than that... which they had, thank goodness. So one of those 29 bids is me!

"Time Out of Mind"! And with Mark Knopfler on guitar!

If you think this can be topped, that's just... what a fool believes.

Can I get a little Steely Dan love in this thread?

I completely agree. I can see someone showing up with it and people freaking out some.

Yeah, I'm holding out for the Ron Jeremy Mario stick.

I would post a clip for 40 Year Old Virgin but some people beat me too it.

Those eyes... They pierce into my very soul. I'm surprised that there hasn't been a star wars Joystick yet featuring Jabba the Hut.