Eeww!

Sorrynotsorry: this typo just >works<

When it's tens of millions in question, one wants to be doing said hookers and blow aboard smart yachts in the Mediterranean 

I’m thinking Allman Brothers

Beauty

I >really< want to have a shirt screen printed with a gnu in a smock upon it...

Wait! Is the portal still open? I want the HELLOUTAHERE!!!

Awesome gif: thanks!

Thanks.

Right?

Real chocolate ( go read Wikipedia about what is in the ‘chocolate’ we see on the candy aisle! ) grated on a slightly over-ripe orange segment is awesome. The holiday orange chocolate crud is just noxious. Pretty sure I can taste the coal tar base the ‘flavor’ was refined from

Truth.

Eewww. I don't know about America, but that picture sure makes ME gag, not great. Blech 

Damn. I can’t even imagine how it felt to cough that up.

My assumption is that he’s trying to prove that he’s >not< one of the Reptilian Overlords: “See? I grew facial hair: not a lizard person!”

You thinking of a grassy knoll, not a clock tower? Kinda ironic you were such an ass correcting the OP when it turns out to be inaccurate...

Petulant is THE most apt descriptor for our Grifter in Chief 

That’s great: I’d never watched it thru before. You can watch him start to follow the lead car in, then catch himself and make the corner. Pretty cool

Dubbed tire-squealing on random soft surfaces. Sometimes you can even see a rooster-tail, but the soundtrack is full burnout. 

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy