Facebook is perpetually offering me access to a divorce lawyer, which is suuuper helpful considering I am not and have never been married. Do I just seem sad or something?

I thought there could be only one show about immortal humans.

Uh, duuuuuude, considering everything she ACTually said in her statement was about loving her body and learning about it and appreciating it, I feel like you threw a headline on this without considering the true context. A woman has a right to feel a tad out of sorts during a pregnancy, when your body quickly changes…

I'm surprised that Lindsay Lohan isn't tired of Lindsay Lohan's shit at this point.

I agree. I also find Dita annoying in general. People seem to think she's so cool, but she just screams affectation.

What's so hard about this for you liberals to get?! The very definition of "marriage" is one man and one woman. FULL STOP. If we changed this definition, all our old dictionaries would suddenly be wrong, and then we'd have to all go out and get new dictionaries, except we CAN'T, because Borders went out of business…

I can't even remember how the hostilities ended on BSG anymore, but I think it had something to do with the fact that the Cylon aggression all stemmed from one man's personal issues.

Callisto.

I AM FUCKING DONE HERE.

The Weeping Angels. In 'Blink' I nearly peed myself in fear. By the time we saw them on the Byzantium (I think) they weren't as scary, because the show showed us how they move. The terrifying thing about them is that you didn't see them move. You blinked and there they were, ready to get you.

Just what the doctor ordered! "Talk to two tabloids, then call me in the morning."

I knew I was straight in pre-k, when I had my first crushes on two different boys. I didn't know that there was a word for it, or that it was something somehow more meaningful than "those boys are cute and I want to play with them." I just knew I had a gigantic crush on John and also on Danny. There are many instances…

What about having the willpower to restrain yourself from putting every random negative thought on display for the public HMM?

Your grandmother was very wise about death and food (Seriously, how do they manage to steal all the flavor from jello?).

Come on guys, you know it would be awesome

"Angelina Jolie was born to whittle men..."

Anyone can offer anyone anything. If the parents dont want him to have them they can *GASP* say no.

To go further with your question of evolution, why (how) would animals that haven't seen humans for 1,000 years evolve specifically to kill... humans?