I've never liked Slurpees.

And yet the workplace isn't providing the birth control. The health insurance people pay for out of their paycheck provides the birth control. What's next in a business's "freedom of religion"? Not hiring women because the bosses believe that a woman's place is in the home, homeschooling their children from the…

So basically Sacha Baron Cohen is the M. Night Shyamalan of comedy.

I grew up next to a highway and only almost got hit by a car once. A cop car. He followed me home to talk to my mother. I never rode my bike blindly into the street again.

I will never forget the time my obese mother made a snide remark about my "fat ass." I'm 5'6" and was 125 lbs at the time. And 16 years old. My weight has yo-yoed over the years and I'm now back at 150 lbs, only 5 away from my goal. But I will always remember her saying that to me, out of the blue.

I think it's wise to be cautions and have all the information. But remember that for every person who has multiple reactions to hormone replacement, there are dozens that don't. I'm 41 and have been on bc since I was 16. I've never once had a problem. I'm sorry for your friend, though. That's so scary.

I had explosive bread once. I don't recommend it with tomato sauce.

"...that personal items were laid out at the feet of Annie Chapman in a "typically feminine manner"; that remnants of a cape, skirt, and hat were found in the ashes of Mary Kelly's fireplace, though Kelly had never been seen wearing them; and that three small buttons from a woman's boot were found near the body of…

God SHUT UP. Stop telling me what to eat. Stop telling me what not to eat. And for the love of everything stop telling me to stop looking at what other people are eating. Shove a tofurky in your mouth and SHUT UP.

Is his second marriage void because he was never divorced? What a shitty thing to do to his second wife and their kids. Legally it sounds like they'll get absolutely nothing.

It actually worked out. I never had a motherly instinct and then couldn't have kids anyway. What's really weird is that I can't smell what's so special about babies. Sometimes I think I was born with major defects that way.

My doctors assured me that with severe fertility treatments they could get me to conceive. I passed. I may also qualify for a Darwin Award, but then I'm also not under any impression that my genes are special in any way.

Bless you.

Back off. I'm warning you.

Our long national nightmare is over!

Because groups like One Million Moms will freak the hell out and scream like an alien face hugger is coming right at them?

It has hot men in it. I don't understand women who skip movies with hot men in it. Hot men in leather.

Can you blame her? The woman got her ass reamed for having her picture taken with her hand over her mouth when bin Laden was killed while John Boehner can cry rivers of tears and be called a Great American. I'd flip off a potential presidency, too.

That's a pretty shitty pool table if she only did $500 worth of damage. That's not even worth troubling Judge Judy with.

Celery is a long, u-shaped receptacle for peanut butter.