I can't not find this hilarious.

I can't stop looking at it! It's evil. It's something that the Winchester boys need to shoot in the face.

I think you should be given a timeout for posting this picture so that you know what you've done is wrong.

I can only speak for myself when I say I'm not shocked, I'm more bored. We live in a time where sex and every fetish you haven't even thought of yet is literally at our fingertips. I want good story and interesting characters.

I'm perplexed that with such a long and character-heavy book series they're wasting so much time on sex. One of the main concerns before the series aired was "How are they going to explain everything that happens to people who haven't read the books? There's too much!" Apparently, they've decided to skip the…

My childhood memories are not sacred.

About twice a year comes that show that everyone tries to shove down your throat repeatedly. Right now Girls is that show. Remember when The Sopranos was that show?

Can't Oprah just "The Secret" herself back into daytime tv relevancy?

Were juniors allowed to be the dates to seniors? That's how I got to go to four proms. Two in my home town and two in the next town over. ...I might have been a little slutty.

All this "but it only happens once in a child's life!" is nonsense. I went to four proms. Two my junior year and two my senior year. My own class prom was last, and I honestly didn't even want to go. It's a fancy dance where parents are allowed to show up and take pictures for four hours all while freaking out…

I think we're to the point where America can't handle anything. I think America could handle a black bachelor about as well as America could handle Rue being black.

Funny, that's exactly how I like my burgers.

Balenciaga, Junya Watanabe, Comme des Garçons...I don't know any of these words. I can't even pronounce two of them. I am a fashion luddite.

I love that movie so much.

Thanks to having had chicken pox as a child, I've already suffered from shingles. I also sometimes get a small viral outbreak on my belly right next to my belly button which makes it painful to wear pants. The virus lives in your nerve endings FOREVER. I'd rather have gotten the vaccine as a child and booster shots…

Yes. High gas prices are the president's fault. Unless that president is a Republican, then it's not. Bush never had high gas prices in the eight years he was president. Nope. Not for one day. Lowest gas prices ever! Don't you remember? Those were the days...Americans skipping around in sundresses and neat…

I like that the address book in my smart phone has a feature where, once I'm sure I have the right person, I can press "send text" and it brings me to the text screen with their number already typed in. No fumbling with the keypad with my fat fingers and risk hitting a 7 instead of an 8.

I do like how shows featuring all white people have to get more and more outrageous and "edgy" just to keep them interesting. The more I hear about this show, the more I can hear my subconscious yelling "LOOK AT THESE WHITE PEOPLE! LOOK AT THEM!"

James Bond not only has sex with beautiful women but kills people. He can drink whatever he wants. If he drank milk out of a carton on a hot day would it make him any less badass?

Damn. Dumped by Clooney AND Steve-O. Ouch.