By winning the US open?

scans for *female orgasm*

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

I dunno - Biden winning due to super-delegates on a second round of voting would be a PR shit-show. Perez and the DNC might just change the rules again to bar superdelegates entirely from voting, to avoid that kind of outcome. 

“He plays extremely quick and doesn’t grunt after every single stroke. makes for a much more enjoyable viewing experience.”

Ah, the sweet sweet “granny” serve. One of the finest troll moves in all of professional sport.

yes, there’s very fine people on both sides

MMA is now tainted forever.

Cat Whitehill is, somehow, as terrible at broadcasting as she was at defending.

They aren't wrong. Liverpool won the Champions League behind the pace and power of their African star, James Milner.

Is he related to Mickey Rourke 

Haven’t seen a Hull that tipsy since the Exxon Valdez,

Finally, a rich guy version of getting your calculator to spell BOOBIES. 

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

Genuine question, though I understand it may read as criticism . . .

“Perfection is the enemy of good.”

Lorne Michaels is a perfectionist?  A perfectionist of what?  Mediocrity?

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Great, another championship for Boston. 

That’s great, but there’s another father at play here. Father Time. He doesn’t send you money for the trip to Mexico, he doesn’t bail you out of jail, and he doesn’t apologize to the teacher for your legendary temper and dastardly foul language at such a young age, but he is relentless in his pursuit of your knees.…