Well, someone has to have the whitest name in the history of forever.

It’s weird that the so called ‘Greatest Generation’ produced these fuckwits of whom Kommandant Cheeto represents the nadir.

Who knew Larry Johnson was so far ahead of his time?

They'll find a way to lose the bye also.

It’s a rule of thumb for them.

Somewhere, in some tiny crevice of Melania’s brain, I hope there is this constant echo:

Take your well deserved 200th star.

‘Decency’ by no means equals the ability to think critically, especially when we’re talking about an athlete predisposed to white Christian fundamentalism.

It's a shame that the brilliant Bob Newhart had to get dragged into this, but damn if you aren't right.

Despite the lack of success on the field, at least he’s partially succeeded in getting rid of the team’s horribly racist nickname and logo. Hardly anyone wants to be caught dead wearing gear with that shit on it any more.

‘Yep.’

Maybe the Coriolis effect at work?

THE WORST CASE OF CAPS LOCK OVERUSE I’VE EVER SEEN.

Impossible.

Take your star of the purest gold.

Don’t worry, Mike, you can still do something positive with your life. Recent history shows that even well known rapists can become President.

Finnegan’s awake, even after that shot to the head.

This should go viral any second.

McDonald’s France should hire the designer to come up with an ‘Eiffel Tower’ for their cups.

The only way this could be improved is to replace the cash with a pussy.