‘Why did I do that??? WHHHYYYYYY???!!!’

C’mon Fox, you’re better than this.

It does sound scary, but have you watched Fox and Friends? That is some frightening shit.

No it hasn’t.

Does this answer your question?

That headline brought up unpleasant memories of my honeymoon.

Not surprising, South Africa’s always had a problem with schwarzers.

Take your star, you mad genius.

Wearing that shirt was an ic he needed to scratch.

Maybe in a delicious twist of fate his brother will run over him.

Goddammit, take your star from this Pistons fan.

‘My favorite onions: TESTICLES!’

‘So?’

Sheed giveth, and Sheed taketh away.

Talk about a sad ending.

They may not have been able to produce very many crips passages of play, but they did produce first blood.

tHank you for this.