Kicking over all that milk is a waste of good Calcio-m.

Actually, it was 69 injuries ago that Gronk’s act started to wear thin.

‘I’m not impressed.’

Jesus, that’s cold.

You know who else need to show up on election day? BETTER FUCKING CANDIDATES.

How would he know?

‘Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking from the flight deck ... no worries, we have enough fuel to safely reach our destination. Now sit back and enjoy the flight.’

The original Detroit ass team:

Hopefully Cheney is next.

Double Stuf would've crossed the line.

35 is a pretty shrimpy number.

This being Deadspin, a guy named Dickson features prominently in the gif.

Exhibit A: Gaza.

Putting him in a nursing home would qualify as abuse ... of the other residents. And staff.

He’s going to have quite the long face if the vote doesn’t go his way. And if it does.

A real howler by the keeper.