toxicjocksyndrome
ToxicJockSyndrome
toxicjocksyndrome

Considering we have a president who lost by 3 million votes, a Supreme Court with 4 of 9 Justices who were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote, and a Congress where Democrats have received more votes in both chambers since 2012, but recently just gained power due to gerrymandering and smaller states

Weird how the states that receive more federal funding than they give back are conservative.

A snow wall, you say? I can’t see how that wouldn’t work on the Southern border.”

No it’s his giant meaty cock!

Like Jesus, he possesses X-Ray vision.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

It’s not manslaughter if you don’t see who you ran over.

+1 sour dough

It’s like those discount baskets of bread you find at the supermarket. Sure, you’re getting a deal, but then the baguette calls you a pussy and you realize why it was so easy to acquire.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

Liverpool losing their first game of the season counts as a trophy for Arsenal. 

Nah, he plays for the Giants, not the Mets.

He’s still better than three of the people that played the position in Washington this year!

Where will the money come from? From relatively minor cuts to America’s biggest welfare program, the military.

Look - you are a perfect example of as far right as this country needs to be.

the GOP response

  • FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

I picture RBG and Kieth Richards sitting alone sipping tea as the Sun explodes billions of years from now.

Counterpoint:  if you get lit up by the punter you deserve all the taunting the world has to offer.