When one team’s base chugs from butts and the other eats it, declaring only one of these teams more butt is a fine, fine crack.

Kind of a jerk move by Richie James Jr. to make Janikowski alter his route to the sideline IMO.

Poles are known for being stationary. 

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

Yeah, let’s turn Hall of Fame voting over to the people, so Jason fucking Varitek can get voted in as a write in candidate every single year.

Yeah and Hitler liked dogs and that autobahn can’t be all bad 

Trump is just a continuation of Bush and Reagan (and further back). He’s only different in his level of shocking incompetence and willingness to say the dog whistle part out loud. Warmonger-wise, seems that he’s been LESS damaging (knock on wood), but there is time yet.

I, for one, am profoundly tired of the uniquely American concept that serving in the military is the greatest thing anyone can ever do and afterward it gives you a lifetime pass.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

If it was Hydrox, well, then it would’ve been hazing.

If you go far enough an any direction you’ll eventually have to come across a cliff of some sort for him to walk off of, right?

Next time he wanders off...just let him keep going.

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

Gruden was reached for comment during a recent camping trip but he declined

Yeah if only Matt Stafford had some freakish, once-in-a-generation receiver he could throw to I bet that would put this team over the top.

why the fuck is Rovell not evergreen

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

We intend to file an amicus brief with the U.S. District Court.