+1 middle passage.

+2 dumbasses

Maybe a great 40% of a match by Nadal. He did nothing to adjust strategically in the 5th set.

That is really outrageous. Portrait mode, for Christ’s sake?

Well, that’s a new wawrinkle.

Fans of both the Red and White Sox agree.

I seen numerous people make the observation that comparing Kommandant Cheeto to children isn’t fair to children. That is completely true. Even the most assholish kids I’ve ever met don’t even come close to matching this fuckwit in terms of douchebaggery.

Maybe it’s just me, but if I were a pitcher I’d think about finding a new nickname.

I salute you sir

Judging by how long this encounter lasts, I’d say Sunny is about 14 years old.

The man’s a menace!

‘Hey Dyson, I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck Justin Verlander.’

Who will win Wimbledon men’s singles, and who’ll be runnerup?

He’s left the crushing burden of working for Jed York ... for the crushing burden of working for Dan Snyder.

You can be John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Long Dong Silver, Harry Reems, and Peter North all rolled into one on this one.

Absolutly.

It’s just one of Kush’s hand-me-downs.

They may not do moments of silence, but they’re fully on board with moments of violence.

Yes they did!