If this were a few years ago, I’d nominate Dan Snyder.

FIAT: ‘Fix it again, Tony.’

He’s not lye-ing.

Dick and bails.

I hope his dry cleaner is ready for the final league table.

He came THIS CLOSE to clocking No. 54 with it before flinging it back onto the field.

F for effort to Daniels: probably an easy save for the keeper without the deflection.

Do Cameron Jordan and Jordan Cameron count?

He’s just trying to underscore THE WELL KNOWN FACT that OBAMA IS A MUSLIM, DAMMIT!!!!

Bleach?? If I had the misfortune of having to drink with Drumpf I’d opt for a cyanide and dimethyl mercury boilermaker.

I smell Kickstarter campaign.

Remember, you can’t spell ‘dumpster fire’ without ‘drumpf.’

Wow. Just wow. I’m still almost speechless. Let me set the stage. A grizzled veteran, on the wrong side of 35, facing a younger, hungry opponent. It appears to all the world he’s finished. But against overwhelming odds, deep into the night, and through a combination of tactical brilliance, amazing athleticism, and…

Reporter: ‘Mr President, are you familiar with Nat Turner?’

He could probably still do this if he wanted to.

I don’t think that’s what the coach meant when he said, ‘Keep an eye out for that guy.’

You’re right, pretty soon any kid with half a brain should be able to figure out reasons to hate him all on his or her own.

This is all very kyrgios.

The show is called ‘Mike & Mike’?! For years I thought it was called the ‘The Tom Brady & Peyton Manning Morning Tonguebath’.