Hi Jill!

A moment of silence, out of rispetto for the dead please.

I was thinking a 15 year old Arse-nal supporter, but you’re on the right track.

‘That was awesome!’

Hope this doesn’t make her kvit tennis.

Why would you ever think such a thing?

Ricks who should run the DOE, ranked:

(Trouser) Troutdale.

Neither does Sheed.

Meanwhile, the Warriors lost, 3-1, because Draymond Green punched too many dicks.

I’d call you a piece of shit, but that would be insulting shit. Oh fuck it: you’re a piece of shit.

This mascot is regionally specific, in that a lot of people in New Orleans are stupid and embarrassing.

Colin Kaepernick’s reason for protest iss completely legitimate, and Evans’s is even MRSA.

Hiring managers need to stop being so damned impressed with Ivy League schools being on people’s resumes.

Look at 3-1 sideways. 3 is a ballsack, and top of the 1 is a foot heading toward it.

All is right with sports again. Cleveland is a mere footnote.

This breast cancer awareness thing has really gotten out of hand.

Yes, especially one who’s minus two legs because of a war your dipshit pResident lied us into.