Of the many negative consequences of climate change, this one—i.e., this guy being able to be comfortably shirtless in the northeast in October—is among the worst.

It’s just that you were born before we found out all those things are bad for you.

At least Webb has the Ray Lewis vote locked down.

This would be even better if W still owned the Rangers.

Cello?

Or Sean Payton.

Come on Ben, it’s no big deal; it’s not like they they raped someone.

Sum ting wong.

‘I don’t agree with everything my boy has done, but he’s right about one thing: Sean Payton’s an asshole.’

One of those girls was clearly an Arse-nal fan.

4) The comically exaggerated size of his statue’s genitalia.

Especially those involving multiple holes.

‘Wow, that guy really sucks.’

‘Just what is going on?’

He feels a special kinship with those Native Americans who lost their lives at Wounded Knee, then later at Shattered Tibia.

Unfortunately, one thing he got exactly right with all three was wearing the same incredibly racist patch that they have on their sleeves.

The good thing is that a boycott of these people’s work will be easy, because most of them haven’t done dick in years

Given the popularity of bukkake videos, that should be Japan’s banner.

Re the closeup: All that mayhem right in front of him, and Usher just stands there smiling.