Stein actually writes that players should REVERE their coaches. At that point whatever editor let this through should have shitcanned the whole piece.

I bet their Pujols are pretty tight right now.

That girl at the beginning looks like more of an Arsenal fan.

I wish I knew how to dub the intro of this over the video:

Only one I remember is Macy Gray in the first Spider-Man.

I’m sure on some level, though, he did admire the technique of the guys who cut the firehose.

‘See, I ain’t such a bad guy after all.’

Usually ESPN is more closely associated with a WOAT (worst of all time): Colin Cowherd.

To ram their way into the Premiership from near the bottom of League Two, they'd all have to packing like John Holmes and Long Dong Silver.

Um, Sage, there's a warning on toothpaste tubes about swallowing more than the amount used for brushing FOR A REASON.

I think plain stupidity has something to do with it as well.

He had no chance of everton that shot.

What a volga display.

What a volga display.

That's no way to PETA mascot.

CCM: Cut Cartilage Meat.

That's the kind boner no one should ever have to deal with.

Man, I had no idea Chris Bosh was so sick.

That train certainly was no Garden of Eden for the poor fellow.