Last year's was MUCH better, this one isn't very catchy at all.

@grahamillion: Yes!

@meanspirit: I wouldn't even begin to a) pretend I'm a psychiatrist or b) able to clinically diagnose someone based on one comment they made on a blog. I'm not sure how, if true, my comment would make her feel worse though - it's encouraging her to change things.

@Ayumi~n: That's one of the most depressing things I've ever read. Please, please stop being so apathetic and make changes to your life to make yourself happy.

@RocktheDebit: Oh, thanks!

All of the links posted require NYT memberships. That really isn't very helpful at all...!

I really wish there was a video!

This was posted in whitenoise/tips several hours ago, no credit? :/

@bill cant fart [deceased]: It hasn't been that long... lol

@bill cant fart [deceased]: OMG I MISSED YOU, I'm sad your other account got banned recently :/

@starbuck13: Yeah, I'm equally skeptical. There's no such thing as a 'cure', we even have remnants of all of our previous bacterial infections in our spinal fluid.

@Manicato: I think they can create a cell line with that specific mutation though, I don't think you'd have to take it all from one person. I mean, they keep cultures of WBCs, so why not marrow cells.

How about actually linking to the primary article?

@dtptampa: HAHA I KNOW, I've been meaning to post a general thank you to everyone, you guys seem to always find me on articles and I'm almost always promoted on whitenoise. It feels nice, actually.

/poke /poke /poke [the beast]. Careful, anonymous bites.

@Bramsey89: They didn't rape Gawker if that's what you're thinking.

@Stupiderthanthou: You can edit your comment for 15 minutes after you post it by clicking on the little pencil underneath your avatar.

@Pks29733: Then don't buy one.

@Pks29733: Wow, you're so clever! Appleholes, har har har!

@Pks29733: Then don't buy one.