“Anal Greed”

Between voting (overwhelmingly) for the pedo in AL who had the caucasity to be interviewed by a tween girl scout right before the election and this, white dudes in this country have me permanently like:

His “Do our work for us” position sounds weirdly familiar. Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah...

From the article about Roy Moore (that makes me want to jump out of the nearest window, holy shit America in 2017 is so fucked):

I hope it’s enough that she can make flipping off Donald Trump her full time job. Any chance a Dem politician can invite her to the State of the Union, if Trump’s still around in February?

Also, something about how Muslims are bad because of how “they” treat “their” women but you know, white guy beating his wife and child is A-OK!

Once again, The Onion got there first.

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

I can’t tell which raises my hackles more, the fact that they’re putting his face on them or the fact that he’s using them to line his pockets.

Disgusting. Idiotic. Ridiculous. Embarrassingly laughable.

They are quite useful as slammers for pogs.

If I can’t trust a company that only exists to data mine who can I trust?

what in the actual fuck am i looking at here?

Ah yes, The Forgotten Man. The poor white guy who has somehow been “forgotten” and led down a dark path by a nefarious....Darkie. White men of the past can only wag a shamefilled finger as Obama destroyed America.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

I read or heard somewhere this weekend, and I wish I could remember where it was, that during times like these, everyone should be keeping a journal and just writing down the way things are- so that as our country slips into totalitarianism, and democracy is lost, we can remember what life was like. That is to say…

I think I’d be able to deal with Trump as president if he wasn’t literally everything the GOP accused Obama of being.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

My towel is the one that can stand up without a towel rack, that’s how I tell them apart.