I was too stressed the fuck out to even think about the mechanics of this fight. I was running for my life and taking every chance I could to shoot it or throw bombs at it. It felt like an accomplishment after it finally went down, when I had no idea how long it was gonna take or if I was gonna have enough supplies to…

There’s no sneaking at all with this guy, you’re stuck with it until it dies and it can follow you because there’s water everywhere, so you always make noise.

I found it fun! And stressful.

I mean, it’s not really supposed to be a tactical, dynamic fight, it’s supposed to be a mad scramble just to stay alive while you unload every single bullet and pipe bomb you have into the thing. The game stocks you up plenty beforehand and there’s ammo littered everywhere in the environment where the fight takes…

Theres no way it's going to be 25k. 

Colors: your local dealer will stock black, white, grey, and silver.

It’s the cars and coffee test.

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

there is no excuse for NP on this truck. go to your room and think about the carnage you have wrought upon this world.

Catch you in 8 years when Chris Parnell is hosting the Podckle RickCast.

Until “the Thing” comes over from the Norwegian Camp.

Abby kills Joel because he killed her father and dooms humanity, which is an understandable reason for her multi-year mission. She attempts to kill Ellie and Dina hours after finding the love of her life and his girlfriend (AND THEIR PERFECT DOG THAT THE GAME TOLD ME I WOULDN’T HAVE TO KILL IF I WAS STEALTHY ENOUGH…

but at some point, if realism is the goal, wouldn’t either Abby or Ellie stop, look at the pile of friends’ bodies, and say “enough”?

I loved it precisely because it made me feel like I’d been punched in the gut for 30 hours.

“Self-centered”? Someone decides that their hot take is important enough that they’ll slap it on the front of an extremely ubiquitous website, spoiling potentially thousands who haven’t played the game within 10 days of release, and somehow those thousands are the ones who are selfish? Get a grip.

Sorry if this has already been posted (don’t want to check any other comments or the piece), but unless I am super mistaken of the baby is very spoilerific if you are in mid-game like I am and just what it looks like allows me to easily identify the parents (once again, could be wrong here, if so, please accept my…

WTF?!? That headline and baby picture is a huge spoiler! I haven’t finished the game, a pregannt character’s fate is still mystery to  me, thanks to that headline, at least I know the baby survives....

Like others I'd like to say fuck off with spoiling things for people who are like half way through the game in the header. 

Really gonna spoil this in the headline/image?
This is a fucking rookie mistake.

You can talk about stuff of significance without spoilers in titles. But I'm sure having to do very small gestures for others is very hard on you.

A new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm is like bracing yourself for the arrival of your crazy uncle from on your mom’s side for Thanksgiving but after he’s gone you kind of wish he stayed longer.