Have we found a German with a sense of humor? Should we alert some sort of scientific journal?

And why not? As much as this comes out looking like a whining match, at the end if the day the sport wins. People love controversy. Maybe MotoGp needed a villain? Enter Darth Marquez, slaying the aging Obi Wan Rossi!

Can you think of a reason why someone as skilled as Marquez would abruptly grab a fistful of brake while cranked over in a corner?

That works best if done with bare feet and no shirt - makes the stakes a little higher when splashing boiling hot water all over the place and thus gives extra cred.

“This is totally fine.” - Adrian Peterson

Watch the original video. It's definitely a lambo, dude.

Nah, pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

I’m pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude.

“It’s still your ugly baby.”

.....I take it you can't read?? Comes in both auto or manual. Which is fantastic to have the option

lemme put a little wobble in your bars while you’re leaned over, lets see what happens. ( not saying there was a kick, but its not hard to tuck the front end if your bars get hit )

I thought it was about giving a first time player the nicest possible experience.

I used to get pissed off about overused jokes like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Unlike everyone replying “do you have a cheap head?” I will argue that no, you are not getting a huge safety advantage over a lower priced helmet in this range. You are paying for the details, weight and refinement. If you are racing or putting this thing on every day to commute, maybe a few less grams in weight,…

Not a car, but still, 700cc two stroke race bike, because living for too long is for wimps

I recently drove one of those, it’s terrifying.

Or for that matter, when are you going to be able to go over 80 on Oahu except on H3 (cops everywhere- nope), H1-H2 (traffic- nope), North Shore (slow driving tourists and locals - nope)?

Lancia Stratos

Crimea river