That duck screaming at the end was terifieing. I hope the puffalumps did not hear that.

lightning bolt! lightning bolt! sleep! sleep!

Meanwhile I'm at the gym training for bench warfare

So you are saying:

It's safer for riders and better for traffic yet your tiny little bit of bitchy angst is a counterpoint?

after reading some of the comments still complaining because shes a "Butch Russian" I come to the Conclusion that there's just No Pleasing Anyone .

With a manual.

Look, this is real easy everyone:

Juke-R

I'm in a very aircraft mood today, so I'm gonna nominate one of my old favorites, the Ford Trimotor.

Not possible on California roads. Any follow space is instantly filled by a BMW.

Maybe not at this exact moment, but surely in the very near future. Turbochargers.

What I seem to hear whenever there is a layoff:

On a related note, the real Marshawn Lynch is funnier.

One day it might not be exotic, but it is for now and in the best possible way.

Everytime I see a Smash Bros video where the announcer screams, "that just happened!", I am left wondering, "what just happened?" Do Smash Bros announcers not understand the job of announcing?

Definitively proving that Belichick blew the balls up himself, orally.

Rather than taking on this project, it would be easier and more practical to build a time machine then go back to 1968 and buy the car new.

I thought Hurt Locker was a really great movie about what it's like to be a conflict journalist - sort of a meditation on adrenaline addiction. The war parts were notoriously inaccurate, which brought it in for criticism from the veteran community (not that we are or should be considered the best source of criticism…