Yeah sure, that’s fine. We just expect more out of the President of The United States of America. It really isn’t a big ask.

I fear you have overstated your hipness.

Holy shit, this is a stupid comment! I’m liberal, run my mouth like a truck driver, love raunchy comedy, yet have still never referred to a woman as “first rate pussy.” This is about class, not prudishness. Maybe the fact you lack the first is why you see liberals as cornering the market on the second.

Where was Hillary born?

Other than being very gifted con-man, he’s a completely embarrassing fucking imbecile.

Well... You’re a dick.

What the editor did in changing Trump’s quote follows a pattern I’ve recognized of people censoring/sanitizing/helping-along Trump for, well, most of his life. Tony Schwartz openly admits to doing it with “The Art of the Deal.”

That’s pretty much why I’m burnt out on stories like this. There’s absolutely no new information here. The disgusting person said or did something else disgusting. Anybody with any sort of moral code already hates him, and his supporters have proven that nothing will turn them from him.

Make America Rape Again!

“Oh well...that’s our Donald! Get over it Libtards, you LOST!”

The legal term is a “whoopsie”.

We all watch the same TV in the same room at the same time...

Ok...why does this woman support Donald Trump? It’s ok for him to grab pussies as long as it’s not hers? Or maybe as long as the women are 18 and up? I don’t get it.

Hmm, I wonder how she feels about the multiple women who accused Trump, her candidate

Bunn or nothing.

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

That’s the closest thing to a succinct breakdown I think anyone can hope for.

Not really? I don’t know Schultz’s actual orientation and alignment and neither matter in the scheme of things, but her story does go to show that the patterns of abuse directed at and against women are not (a) unique to men or (b) primarily about sexual fulfillment. They’re about wielding power, letting off steam at…

Dammit! You really hurt me. Are you even Canadian? I want my nude pics back.

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?