No, you look at it.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

Not that I want to defend this woman, but indirectly some of her tax dollars do pay their salaries, seeing as CenturyLink Field was funded by taxpayers.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I would pay CASH MONEY to see these teens take on Huckabee-Sanders. LOTS of money.

Could just be me, but does anyone else find all ‘the teens’ and ‘Teens at it again’ references slightly infantilizing? Can’t get through Twitter without being bombarded with it. Maybe it was funny the first 1-2 times, but these are people busting their ass.

“They do not have Respect For The Office.”

The NFL forces their players to speak on media days for the Superbowl to talk about BS. We should have some enforcement for elected officials to do the same thing.

“We can’t ask them hard questions because then we would lose our access to continue to not ask them hard questions.”

Paul Ryan has not met with his constituents in a town-hall type setting in over two years.

It isn’t “adventuresome”. Transition teams are notified that their communications may be monitored and should not be considered private. What Mueller did was entirely legal and proper.

Things are really heating up for the winter finale of the Trump’s America show, let’s hope the back half of the season has an impeachment plot line.

I hear you. People are talking about the 1.5% margin, but what they don’t remember is that Alabama voted for Trump by 30%, so that’s a 31% voter shift. That’s unheard of. Ya’ll need to school the rest of us on how it’s done. Congrats in a big way!

THANK YOU. Huntsville, AL kid here to say the cousin-fucker jokes are tired. Blue dots worked our asses off to defeat this monster. I’m elated and enjoying hope for the first time in a year. Yeah, Moore should have lost in a landslide— but he LOST. We WON. A Democrat is representing our state. Congratulations to all…

While I agree with the sentiment, let’s not go insulting shoe shines and toilet cleaners. To a man, they have more dignity and class than Trump.

Ok you fuckers, I’m gonna rant on you all. You make fun of the state I live in constantly. And even now you whine about the margin. Do you shitheads know how hard it is to take this state away from the rednecks? From the rural crazies?