If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

I’m more surprised Uber didn’t claim he isn’t allowed to have a private tip jar and fire him for it.

I’ve taken close to 700 rides via Uber to date.

If they were going to brunch and used the stolen funds to tip their waiter/waitress well, does that even out the moral implications?

To those asking HOW women are socialized to accept this? Google is free, but I’ll be generous for once and give you a couple places to start:

Just want to add (obviously not directed at all at Danielle): fuck whoever starred this misogynistic piece of shit who thinks women are (a) responsible for men behaving like creeps and predators (b) responsible for “changing” the behavior of said creeps and predators. Y’all don’t listen to us even if we were screaming…

Rand Paul is learning how his libertarian policies can have an impact on his health.

A better ophthalmologist would have seen this coming.

Maybe he’ll get opiates for pain!

#bowlinggreenstrong #ribstrong

I’m sure they will be very respectful and responsible with this news.

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

Fortunately Paul, courtesy of his taxpayer funded health care plan, will be able to receive the best medical care available.

This is a case where I am very happy to extend my “thoughts and prayers” to everyone involved.

Do we know what Rand was wearing at the time?

Hoo hoo, that withdrawal was a fun update! Clovis backed out like 5 minutes after I read the first version of this article. I’m sure Drumpf will replace him with somebody equally unqualified, but this is a droplet of good news anyway.

If Clovis was confirmed, he probably would have eaten all the US agriculture.

Trump also nominated a lawyer for the federal bench that had a 14 to 0 vote of unqualified from the American bar.

the “political climate inside Washington has made it impossible for me to receive balanced and fair consideration for this position.”

“Please describe any good that can possibly come out of your nomination,” the unasked subtext read.