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But that means the pills are probably expired, so it’s OK.

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.

STOP THE GODDAM BULLYING. The dude asked a question while being fat and you can’t just couldn’t get past a slightly oddly dressed fat guy being on TV. Give it a rest.

Well apparently Doug Baldwin has something in common with most of my extended family in that he believes everything he reads on Facebook.

Well, apparently none of the money went into a decent pair of non-rusty garden shears. I hope they get lockjaw.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways

Oh, so you want to be outraged? Check out what their division rivals from NYC wore on their helmets, on this day of all days

According to Chris Mortensen, 11 of 12 ESPN Fantasy apps still working properly

Interestingly, that’s what Rob Ryan uses for play calling.

Willy Wonka, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, and Silver Streak.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

I’ve seen almost no whining except for people who claim that others are whining about it.

Something tells me making a bunch of noise in the comment section is going to have a quicker effect than sending an e-mail to NoOneFuckingCaresYouTool@kinja.com

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

Because Delonte West fucked his mom, or is that a bridge too far?

The only downside of cargo shorts, besides not getting laid, is constantly catching kitchen cabinet knobs on the side of your pockets.

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

You expect more? That's too bad. I expected more from your industry but I was disappointed too.