But that means the pills are probably expired, so it’s OK.

Well apparently Doug Baldwin has something in common with most of my extended family in that he believes everything he reads on Facebook.

Well, apparently none of the money went into a decent pair of non-rusty garden shears. I hope they get lockjaw.

Oh, so you want to be outraged? Check out what their division rivals from NYC wore on their helmets, on this day of all days

According to Chris Mortensen, 11 of 12 ESPN Fantasy apps still working properly

Interestingly, that’s what Rob Ryan uses for play calling.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

I’ve seen almost no whining except for people who claim that others are whining about it.

Something tells me making a bunch of noise in the comment section is going to have a quicker effect than sending an e-mail to NoOneFuckingCaresYouTool@kinja.com

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

Because Delonte West fucked his mom, or is that a bridge too far?

The only downside of cargo shorts, besides not getting laid, is constantly catching kitchen cabinet knobs on the side of your pockets.

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

Thank god this isn’t true. I want to get great at sex, but having it 600,000 times seemed daunting.

“It seems that Gladwell didn’t really understand what he was talking about.”

You mean like when the headline says “Conservative caught in sex sting” or “Trump supporter sends racist tweets” or maybe “Republican Senator indicted on money laundering charges”.

You expect more? That's too bad. I expected more from your industry but I was disappointed too.