THANKS OBAMA

Best thing ever. Except his roast of Bob Saget which was even better.

"Everyone has that one friend who dated a crazy chick in college. You know, that whore who dressed like a slut and had sex with half of a fraternity and was known to dabble heavily in drugs? And you expected your friend to break up with her after graduation. But he didn't. They stayed together, and you'd see them…

The Aaron Hernandez story is most definitely a Mount Rushmore candidate for my NewsRadio Theory. Hear me out. Both stories involve beloved franchises (Patriots and the NBC comedy zenith of the late '90s). Both had tons of potential (Hernandez's breakout game in Week 2 of 2010, NewsRadio's "Bitch Session" episode of…

“Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?”

I'm very happy when Simmons does things like this, because it shows beyond a shadow of a doubt how small-minded he really is.