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walk your damn dog you selfish bitch. I’d sure as fuck be breaking more than a fake plant if I had to hold in my shit all day too with that cunt rolling her eyes at me.

walk your damn dog you selfish bitch. I’d sure as fuck be breaking more than a fake plant if I had to hold in my

is there any pattern to when movies are available to rent vs. own on Amazon or Vudu? I thought there was a purchase only window across all platforms. But scrolling through the list above, I see some things (Spotlight) are for rent on Vudu but not yet for rent on Amazon. But then there are some (Creed) which is only

I do know that soon after this piece was published, it was praised and shared by those both within and without the company.

Yeah, this place needs more Bachelor talk and WWF Bracketology.

how is a SuperCut 52 minutes long? at a max 10 seconds per dunk are there really 312 perfect score dunks?

it’s good and healthy to make fun of stupid people

Thats ridiculous, everyone knows doggie style for a boy

this just in: Bill Romanowski is an asshole.

jesus christ, now that gawker is writing 20,000 word “articles” about fake craigslist posts, when can we expect blogs about Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and female orgasms?

Pretty sure The Texans first franchise win was a walk-off two-point conversion.

Most likely if it is coming from a listserv, Reply will reply to the listserv and email everyone. So it probably has nothing to do with ReplyAll at all, except for all the “experts” who think they know better than the person only using Reply. They also usually hide all the recipients.

Welcome to the Gawker writer’s union 15-Year-old-Stoner-Me.

That which does not kill you, gives you burning diarrhea

hot take alert

I had a friend was a big baseball player back in high school . . .

He was playing catch with Tom Brady with an over-inflated ball.