pardon me if I don’t shed a tear for the Steelers being on the receiving end of cheap shots.

aesthetic appearance of the Benefit Street neighborhood

Matthew Berry has been shilling for that fantasy movie crap all year.

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My old boss would always go around asking people what they want on their Pizza for company parties. We’d end up with 1 pepperoni, 1 cheese, and a bunch of niche-crap like eggplant & buffalo chicken. Everyone would eat one piece of the crap they asked for and then devour my pepperoni. Fuck them and fuck my boss. When I…

Fans hate Brady because he always beats their team. Media hates Brady & the Pats because Belichick doesn’t play their game in interviews.

And in a Hot Take Universe all by itself:

I don’t get the joke. How does tumblr make someone fat?

I have not. How’d they finish last year?

Losing an overtime game without ever putting the ball in Tom Brady’s hands reminds me of all the baseball managers who hold out their closer for a save situation, and end up losing without ever putting their best reliever on the mound.

This story is full of holes: 9-year old still believes in Santa? The Target also gave him a copy of The Uncharted Collection, which is the bundle he is shown pictured with.

Still only the 2nd most awkward TV moment involving Steve Harvey.

We can still be racist against white European countries.

How this for a shitty take: podcasts suck. lurn 2 read.

Welcome to 2015 media. Where top stories aren’t actual reporting about terrorism. And its not even reporting what presidential candidates platforms on terrorism response. But its hot take blogs about celebrity responses to presidential cadidates platforms on terrorism response.

that exceeds the level of reporting we get here. your check for $100 (less $36 in union dues) is in the mail.

I thought you union types were all supposed to stand united against the man trying to cheat you out of your negotiated rights? get with the program Tom.

dumb question by the reporter, if he puts air under the ball, the receiving team will call for a fair catch.

Is this the same shmuck who wrote 20,000 words bashing Snoopy? Can’t wait for the novella on Nermal as the anti-cat.

Donyell Marshall LIVES!