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I got stuck wading through all the navel-gazing to be bothered by the tiring digs at the car dealer who’s apprent fatal mistake was fixing his car instead of jerking him off on a live twitter feed.

If I wanted something your finger’s been in, I would have ordered IK Enemkpali’s face.

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and Geno Smith should sue too. this country has a glaring lack of police involvement and needless litigation, great take.

the Knicks would sign him to a max contract and give him a front office job.

seriously, go take a flying leap. If we wanted biting humorous satire of feminism we’d go somewhere else, we come here for biting unhomorous satire of adultorous male celebs.

Lets see how ESPN is covering this new information . . .

that “more probably than not” language was used because that’s the EXACT same language the CBA uses to state something is punishable. Kind of a coincidence that an independant investigator would use that language if his role was to report the facts and not be involved in the punishment phase. Almost like Wells was

I also would have accepted Poo Detective.

Counterpoint: Why don’t all women want to fuck me?

He even made the theme song for the worst of the Batman movies.

Gawker has too much editorial and journalistic integri . . . oh man, I almost made it through the whole thing this time. give me one more shot?

Future?

I think you failed Triple-Reverse-Ironic-Sarcasm 301.

yah, NFL can’t wait to host opening night without the Super Bowl MVP. That’s a marketing dream.

Neugebauer, who, as the owner, can set whatever policy she likes.

I know these movies will have 0 value, but its kind of ridiculous to judge a “film” with real-life characters, based solely on their physical resemblance.

anyone know if these will keep the audio in sync with video? such as Netflix/hulu? the last pair of on-ear bluetooth I tried with an ipad, the video was out of sync, which is apparantly a common problem with bluetooth & video players.

anyone know if these will keep the audio in sync with video? such as Netflix/hulu? the last pair of on-ear bluetooth

I don’t see how same-sex marriage is considered a medication, or how it would help his pain.

which one was drawn?