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those are all in Ohio

Laettner is getting one of these Behind the Sports, now? geeez, more like 3 million for 30? i mean . ... am i riiiight? I know we're all dying to know what the Dice Man and Cyndi Lauper have to say his buzzer beater, but enough is enough. Bill Simmons will be doing a 4-part podcast with J-Bug pretty soon about his…

Albert Maysles' body isn't even cold yet, and we've already got film-makers lining up to take his place.

uhhh, pretty sure you're over-thinking his response, which was pretty clearly a joke, ya know: over-thinking a twitter questions about over-thinking . . . unless I'm under-thinking your commentary on it, and you are jokingly over-thinking a joke about over-thinking...

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

eh... i like the changing table. once they get older I like him in a place he can't run away from. So that's either on the changing table or the back of the toilet.

I am terrible at ball sack clean up. good thing there's no pubes down there, or I'd be cutting out ball-hair dingleberries twice a day.

Odin Lloyd wasn't some innocent school kid caught in the crossfire of a drive-by.

I would single handedly crowd source a spin-off staring Jean-Ralphio, Mona Lisa & The Douche. Douching With The Sapersteins.

not sure I get the joke. I need to sit cross-legged on the floor and think this over.

Yah Montana totally gets points for losing in the NFC championship or Divisional round instead of making it to 2 more Superbowls.

90 seconds is ALOT longer than people realize.

call me when its down to 2 minutes, so I can watch it during sex.

Blowhards - RANKED: A list by blowhard blogger Will Gordon.

totally, just what this story and country needs is more frivolous litigation.

Magic, Leslie Snopes, and Malcolm in the Middle have this locked up.

Update: Robinson shares this, and we are super confused.

He moonlights as George Brett's personal valet.