they did have that sweet Try to Draw the Cowboys Offside Play on 4th-1 after the flag got picked up. Totally worth giving up those 5 yards, because they got those 5 yards back PLUS FIVE MORE when they actually did punt.

I know right? AND they changed all the words to a song that someone else changed the words and music too from a translated version of a 19th century song about a raping murderer. Typical BS move from corporate white AmeriKKKa.

he's also sure as shit not paying her to make fries at Taco Bell.

Maybe you should order a dictionary and look up the definitions of "Any" and "Seriously"

Maybe you should order a dictionary and look up the definitions of "Any" and "Seriously"

I don't consider TLOU melodrama.

man, that guy must have a great nutritionist.

does the milk get thick without cooking it into a roux/bechamel first?

Too bad the title didn't. Should be: Why I hate some rich dude.

the only one who wins are whiny sports bloggers who get something to bitch about when Goodell doesn't punish enough (in whiny sports blogger mind), or he punishes too much (in whiny sports blogger mind).

Where's the "Hide All tired Lebowski quote Replies" button?

See that guy there? He will finger-bang you . . . with his penis

I had one and got rid of it. The opening is too right up against the edge of the mug and you can never tell when the coffee is going to come out. You either end up getting nothing or a mouthful of 160 degree coffee down your throat. The perfect cup has what I call a "coffee staging area" where it comes out of the…

I had one and got rid of it. The opening is too right up against the edge of the mug and you can never tell when the…

congrats. what Physics book taught you that sprinters need to touch a base to finish their race?

I can't win the argument that base runners have to touch a base and sprinters don't need to? me thinks you've had to much coffeee

because in a finish line you dont have to touch a spot on the ground, you just have to break the plane anywhere.

that guy is nuts

What Brady has this year, is better than what Peyton had in 2009 (Wayne + garbage), when the Colts would have gone 16-0 if their management weren't idiots.

Humor, ranked:

you have a distorted sense of elapsed time.