Ah, I accidentally replied to the main article. Oh well, I’ll post everywhere because I’m grey and nobody will know...

A very tongue in cheek, yet faithful “metal” cover.

You read what she wrote and don't think that is abuse? Shame on anyone who tries to invalidate victims of domestic abuse like this. I hope you never see it in your family.

I couldn’t even finish that. It was monumentally embarrassing. Jesus.

Hosting the Chinese delegation in Florida was planned before the decided to ineffectually bomb an airbase in Syria..

Because he’s got not even the slightest little shred of stamina whatsoever.

Tacky tacky bougie fools. They are an embarrassment.

He’s thinking, “If only America had the one-child policy, I’d only have to humor one of these under qualified brats. If Tiffany starts singing, I’m releasing the nukes.”

Later, Trumped shamed Xi into buying boxes of his granddaughter’s Girl Scout cookies.

Rich White Girl worried she’ll never be able to work again, as if that’s a real fucking concern for her.

“and now she’s terrified she will ... become a laughing stock.”

Seeing someone write that Kendall Jenner is supposedly shy makes me want to sit on a knife.

If she wants to know what it is really like to be traumatized maybe she should go to a real protest, where the people actually believe in something and the cops show up in riot gear. You know, the ones that look a little more like this:

The entirety of her being was raised into building a brand around herself. Her only self worth is her brand and now it’s seemingly very publicly damaged. So of course she’s freaking instead of doing the smart thing and realzing where she went wrong and correcting her missteps. It’s how she was raised and understands…

If I think of her at all, it’s to think, “Why the F am I thinking about her?”

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

cry me a fucking river Kendall

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

I can only wish for such arrogance.