Trump cares. Trump cares a LOT. He lost to Clinton and only got the Presidency by gaming the system.

On Saturdays when I was a kid, that’s how I knew cartoons were over for that morning. Hee Haw would come on and my six year old self would bellow, “Noooooooooooooooooo!!!” like I was watching a Greek tragedy unfolding before me. God, I had such kiddie loathing for that show.

Why are we equating “everyday Americans” with specifically “rural” America.

The vast majority of people live in urban areas/cities. The vast majority of the middle class live in urban-surburban areas/cities. Most colleges and universities are in urban areas/cities. The major areas of growth in the nation are in urban…

Other people can’t smell that?

I HATE MAH DEAD GAY SONNNN

I think he looks like a mean, demented astronaut.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

But they had to strip the schools of funding because big government doesn’t work, I mean just look how bad the schools are. Of course, the only way to make them better is to guarantee even less! What’s so hard to understand?

Donald Trump spent his entire campaign saying, “Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes, your own ears, and the substantial, irrefutable record of all the horrible things I’ve said and done?” And 60 million Americans resoundingly answered, “You.”

Words. Mean. Nothing. Anymore.

Ya, well, I’ve been responding to all of those “winners” who now also want to say “hey, don’t associate us with those alt-right racists!” Feel free to pass this along:

Oh, so now you’ve gotta one-up me, is that it? I’m going to remember this. You’ll pay, ad infinitum, you’ll pay for this. And your little dog, too!

These two twitter accounts are really important to follow for the next hour or so. Tweeting the NYT’s meeting with Trump today:

No, they’re not options because he’s perfect. He’s a handsome, fit man with a full head of naturally blonde hair, and any information to the contrary is a false media narrative.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

The way some people treat any form of mental illness on Jezebel is pretty patronizing. They act like anyone with any kind of mental illness lacks any sort of agency whatsoever, and are treated like children who don’t know better. They refuse to acknowledge that even though mental illness can make people do some out…

Did you get dropped on your head as a child?