Oh, fuck. I didn’t even think about that angle.

Counterpoint:

Fuck your Facebook page.

Maybe they should stop thinking about beards and start thinking about ways to get neutral fans to pay attention once their team is done. I’ll watch the Patriots play whoever in any superbowl, most playoff games too, (Dolphin fan), but I would rather pirate episodes of Friends than watch this Stanley cup finals, (Pens…

How about a bid system? Ironman is full of (among others) alphas who achieved everything they could professionally and just need an expensive new hobby. Your average weekend warrior would suffer, but boy, the profit would be in the hundred millions.

Connor McDavid Reaction Pic:

This is straight garbage. I'll stick with original shitty white gibberish 'rapper', thank you:

MEDICINE HAT NEWS

Beat me to my primary theory. I'm going secondary with the pre-deflated footballs were taped to the back of the old fashioned tank. I assume the old fashioned toilet is what made it possible to flush properly inflated footballs down the toilet so as not to arouse suspicion.