Last may I was arrested for public intox at A&M walking home from the bar. The student conduct office made the decision that this behavior was not in concert with the student honor code, and for ONE YEAR, I was barred from representing the university in clubs and official organizations. Apparently if I had raped…

This rhetoric is going to be hard for him to defend in a few years when the Allies are holding trials here.

Medicine Hat is a fantastic city. If the wind changes direction the whole place smells like cow shit.

Jesus, the resurrection gives my life meaning.

The Second Bag Theory hinges on an identically marked bag being brought into the stadium from the snowy knoll behind Gillette after an exchange between a Pats rep and a co-conspirating member of the _______ (choose one: CIA, NFL, mafia, LBJ administration, Cuban Govt)

Rourke has still got a few transients to tangle with if he hopes to top the Association of Springfield Semi-pro Boxers.

Are you having a laugh? This movie was shit. "I"ve been in restaurants all night, all I got served was lead."