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He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

Nice smugshot.

“We dropped a radioactive bomb on them, and then they had to rebuild their culture... If ya’ll dropped a bomb on me and I had to rebuild my culture, I’d be doing game shows about bears masturbating too.” - Donald Glover

He’s just confirming his love of Ween.

“my DM’s not popping,” he says, furrowing his brow.

Now just because you feel like a Browns fan is no reason to act like a Colts owner.

Who invited this fucking guy?

Didn’t we already have indisputable visual evidence?

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

“Shit man, I’m gonna have to eat at least two days on that time share now.”

Good point about Richards, who looks like he backed off too soon.

That said, hockey is an odd sport if neglecting to rub out a guy can lead to a boner.

Good riddance.

Now playing

Prince was always different. But Prince was always Prince.

No fucking way am I watching that. This is about as close as I can comfortably get.

Oh, hell nyet.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”